My roommate and his girlfriend have been playing video games while grunting and yelling constantly in his room for about six hours now. Even though my door is closed and their door is closed and they are on the other end of the house, it sounds as loud as if they were right outside my door.

Our other roommate worked a very early morning shift at work, and is thus trying to sleep right now (which is why I’m not retaliating with loud death metal). Last night this same thing was happening and he and I had to go to a bar just to escape their obnoxiousness.

I can’t wait until they finally realize that they should just move into their own place together, especially since he got his license suspended for DUI and she’s always here because she has to drive him to and from work.

For the rest of the night I’m just gonna put fingers to my temples and think “MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT” really hard over and over.