this would be me
This is what I’ve been trying to do!
But seriously, there are dandelions growing all over my front yard and I can’t find it in my heart to cut them down because when I go outside in the morning and see my whole front yard filled with golden flowers it makes me happy, so my neighbors will just have to deal.
I’m glad I can post somebody else’s humorous musings today because my mind is too shot/confused/depressed/bewildered/hopeless/blah to think of anything useful myself.
Whenever I forget my mp3 player and I end up listening to a lot of commercial radio, I get myself through it by mimicking and repeating all the announcer guy voice, like “YOU’RE LISTENING TO 97.1,THE RIVER…ATLANTA’S REEEEAL ROCK STATION.”
…And then I just keep talking like that because, if you can do it, why not keep doing it?
But seriously, their DJ who’s on in the mid-afternoon slot needs to shut the hell up sometimes. God that guy sucks at on-air banter.
